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Sloppy Dallas

When a girl/guy gives you a blow job with a mouth full of dip/chew
How was your date with the farmer's daughter?
It was good until she gave me a Sloppy Dallas. My dick looked like it was covered in lawn trimmings.
by Greeniie October 15, 2020
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sloppy santa

Intercourse with a peppermint stick, and ends with egg nog.
Shelly knew that the evening was done after Kyle's initiation of a sloppy santa.
by jackbackattack November 2, 2017
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Sloppy kenzie

When you send a dick pic behind a bush in a park
Damn bro that kenzie guy sent lola a sloppy kenzie and then cummed all over dylan’s face
by busty milf sarah June 20, 2023
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Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.
Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.
by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017
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sloppy Dallas

When the blower uses a mouth full of dip for a blowjob
Person#1: yee yee I’m feelin extra experimental tonight!

Person#2: want a sloppy Dallas?
by Dimto October 15, 2020
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Sloppy dallas

Blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
I got a sloppy dallas from my 8 dads last night. All the dip spit got on my shaft. Took me 7 hours clean it.
by Phattt Thicc NIck Dipples October 16, 2020
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sloppy dallas

When a redneck honky packs a fat lip and sucks you off
Hey boy would you come over here and give me a sloppy Dallas?
by Hittheyeet October 15, 2020
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