sleep bait

Masturbating while sleeping

Hey Billy, did you sleep bait last night??

Umm Barbara, I know you did

by Baraba_sleep January 13, 2018

Sleeping Beauty

“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast”

REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep

by cb_14 September 6, 2021

Sleep on the side or wake up: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: Sleep on the side or wake up: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Sleep

Sleep is for the weak. Only people like named something like Dave enjoy sleep

Owen:bro did u sleep last night?
Dave:yeah I slept like a log
Owen: HA, DAVE. Always knew you a bit, WEAK

by charliehiguys October 20, 2020

Food Sleeps

Food sleeps are when you are sleeping and keep dreaming or thinking of food or as soon as you wake up food comes to mind, usually a certain food in particular and every time you wake up, it’s the first thing you think of.

I kept having the ‘food sleeps’ last night, when I woke up I had to eat a burger, I just couldn’t stop thinking of it.

by StudentAndTeacher May 6, 2023

sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

Given: EARTHS BIGGEST PROBLEM...INVESTMENTS

waste of BAD non-performing INVESTMENTS.

As the world of HUMAN BEINGS is loaded with a tremendous amount of irresponsibility and INSTINCTUAL SPITE SELFISH GENE as the HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE is used in mnay DEVIUOUS DISHONEST MANNERS that the JUDGMENT CALLS and the JUSTICE SYSTEM shows by all the CAUSES in our society that favorable ways of viewing the UNFORTUNATE the HAVE NOTS even with their repercussions needs great reevaluation because EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEINGS LIFE either earlier or later in LIFE " AS GUARANTEE TO HAVE A "FAMINE" so a "A CHARITY , EVEN BY ONESELF , change IDLE INVESTMENT LAWS to accommodate our HUMANTY SLEEP CURSE as " IT IS JUST HOW OUR ANATOMY IS".

by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022