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28 september 

People born on this day are always crying about stuff.
People born on 28 september always cry.
Honter is crying about everything again.
28 september by young_papi September 29, 2020

25 September 

A day where we all spam trumps tweets with fairy comments <3
"Hey, do you have your fairy comments ready?"
" Uhh why?"
"Its 25 September"
"You bet i do!"
25 September by Sweeter_Salt September 24, 2020

5th September 

A legandary day, isn't it obvious? Here's a little hint, the most epic girl to exist happened in that day, still don't know? Come on! It's Fatima! Fatima Br. !! Shame on you mortal, Fati is grumpy and a bit sad because you didn't recognize that day OwO
-Dude what's the IG of the legend who was born on the 5th September?
-Bro it's @howluckyareus , duh!
-Damn how did i forget, brb ask for forgiveness
5th September by howluckyareus October 17, 2019

26th September 

Day when short people are born
It's 26th September, day when short people are born
26th September by ilovecheestos August 28, 2021

Super Squirt September 

Hey girl, how’s Super Squirt September going?

Amazing, I already fingered myself three times today

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JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored

Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.
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