"Retardable" (informal, slang, portmanteau):
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.
by rayane1718 August 2, 2025
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A culinary masterpiece for those of a highly developed palate composed of Kraft brand macaroni and cheese and cut up hot dogs. True connoisseurs add ketchup as a garnish.
No tard can resist the culinary masterpiece that is retard’s delight. They go crazy for that shit. I seen one tard put away 5 cubic feet of that stuff when I used to work at the state school.
by Pseudoslüt August 8, 2025
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A slang term for a girl who’s a little clueless and also a little too flirty for her own good. Someone who mixes being naïve with being overly loose in how they act.
A slang term for a girl who’s a little clueless and also a little too flirty for her own good. Someone who mixes being naïve with being overly loose in how they act.
Example 1:
“Everyone knew she was a retarand when she forgot her own birthday party and still tried to flirt with the DJ.”
Example 2:
“That retarand thought posting one TikTok made her famous enough to quit her job.”
Example 3:
“Bro, don’t fall for that retarand — she’s sweet but has no clue what she’s doing.”
Example 4:
“After texting five guys the same night, she proved once again she’s a total retarand.”
“Everyone knew she was a retarand when she forgot her own birthday party and still tried to flirt with the DJ.”
Example 2:
“That retarand thought posting one TikTok made her famous enough to quit her job.”
Example 3:
“Bro, don’t fall for that retarand — she’s sweet but has no clue what she’s doing.”
Example 4:
“After texting five guys the same night, she proved once again she’s a total retarand.”
by cooljack32 August 17, 2025
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A slang term for a girl who’s a little clueless and also a little too flirty for her own good. Someone who mixes being naïve with being overly loose in how they act.
A slang term for a girl who’s a little clueless and also a little too flirty for her own good. Someone who mixes being naïve with being overly loose in how they act.
Example 1:
“Everyone knew she was a retarand when she forgot her own birthday party and still tried to flirt with the DJ.”
Example 2:
“That retarand thought posting one TikTok made her famous enough to quit her job.”
Example 3:
“Bro, don’t fall for that retarand — she’s sweet but has no clue what she’s doing.”
Example 4:
“After texting five guys the same night, she proved once again she’s a total retarand.”
“Everyone knew she was a retarand when she forgot her own birthday party and still tried to flirt with the DJ.”
Example 2:
“That retarand thought posting one TikTok made her famous enough to quit her job.”
Example 3:
“Bro, don’t fall for that retarand — she’s sweet but has no clue what she’s doing.”
Example 4:
“After texting five guys the same night, she proved once again she’s a total retarand.”
by cooljack32 August 17, 2025
Get the Retarand mug.When you constantly have to replay a video game level/mission/map because you didn't get it "quite right". Not because you're trying to beat a target, purely to make it relevent to your playthrough
"fuck dude how many times have you replayed this fucking mission?!"
*I accidentally punched an NPC. My character wouldn't do that. So I've got to start again. Again. I'm Restarded"
*I accidentally punched an NPC. My character wouldn't do that. So I've got to start again. Again. I'm Restarded"
by HomesickFoetus August 19, 2025
Get the Restarded mug.That one older male colleague with some sort of learning disability but he’s thick, can’t do fuck all and needs to be fired
Andrew is a retard
by Fairyfrog August 27, 2025
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