Panamanian Port-O-Potty

You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.

I think I’ll stop by 7-11 on the way home, someone’s getting a Panamanian Port-O-Potty tonight!

by Freako Depot April 30, 2025

Passive agressive petty

When someone is slick pissed off at you but plays like they aren’t and they do the pettiest things to piss you off and get back at you.

Tom is so passive agressive petty when he turns on the dishwasher while meghan takes a shower so the water shuts off on her leaving shampoo in her hair…..again.

by MamaNasty May 13, 2025

Designed by putt-putt

Brutally creative design

Oakmont golf course was designed by putt-putt.

by Spock* June 15, 2025

Watashi Wa hungry nega dero kono bomboclat patty

This line Is from a black japanese philosopher Who once was asked from his friend what he thought about his food. Today this line Is very Deep and Its used for Deep philosophical discussion about eating with femboys.

gurt:yo mane Is that food good?
Flozuh: Watashi Wa hungry nega dero kono bomboclat patty
gurt:i agree bro

by Yourgurt January 11, 2026

mr. or mrs. pettypants

When someone writes a comment on someone's fb post, or elsewhere online, and a petty (ignorant) person comes along and accuses this first person of saying or meaning something that they really aren't saying or meaning. Mr. or Mrs. Pettypants is either too quick to judge and misread the comment, or understand/grasp people's comment s, so they take apart your sentences and accuse you of something completely opposite of what you meant or said.

Mr. or mrs. Pettypants always misreads me! Mr. Pettypants got in a huff again and degraded my point by making it seem as a ploy be me to derail the subject, when in reality, he did not try to make the connection that I was only adding to it.
petty flamer

by Annmalia March 3, 2015