Put that shit on

(PTSO)
1. When your outfit is drippy
2. When you have good rizz
3. When your dick game is fire / you can fuck good

1. “Your fit is heat, you really put that shit on today”
2. “I’m tryna get with that girl, im gonna put that shit on”
3. “We was in the car, piped so good cause i can put that shit on”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Put them paws on him

When a furry is trying to claim another as their partner

Twinkles wanted to start a relationship with jared so she put them paws on him.

by Stickytip May 13, 2024

Put her through a head board

When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.

Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.

by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018

putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later

by Sexydimma January 15, 2014

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

put the arm on it

To put the arm on something is to steal it.

A "nice sweater , where'd you get it ?"
B " Saw it in Macy's and put the arm on it."

by jay-mon September 17, 2019