Mash potato head

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.

Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.

by Stonerdude42069666 November 23, 2018

Potato Headed Mongoose

A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.

Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE

by FratGuy1234 October 3, 2019

Middle Eastern Potato

A middle eastern delicacy that has the tendency to explode if you do not cut it slow and carful

“Ask Mohammad Ramsay for his world famous Middle Eastern Potato.”

by The only potato October 19, 2020

Potato Chip Theory

The event or thought of not being able to stop after doing something once. The name comes from the fact that almost no one can eat just one chip, they always want more.

(In Transfomers: The Revenge Of The Fallen) Optimus Prime to Megatron: "You'll never stop at one." Optimus Prime now has a solid understanding of the Potato Chip Theory

The Potato Chip Chip Theory explains why the villains in movies never stop with killing or suppressing one person.

by Sir Hillington July 14, 2014

The followers of Epic Potato

The Followers of Epic Potato is a group were very genus smart people believe in the culture of Ppotatology and go to The Church of Epic Potato

Booga: Do you believe in the culture of Ppotatology?

Snoop: Yeah, why wouldn't I? I even go to The Church of Epic Potato every Sunday!
Slevardi: So you're a one of The followers of Epic Potato, sweet!

by The Followers of Epic Potato March 18, 2020

Sea mower potato

It’s a manatee - Did you know they eat the grass in the ocean?! Now ya do.

Thanks to the sea mower potato’s, I was able to spot more shells while snorkeling

by manateefactgurl October 12, 2023

Steaming hot potatoe

2 guys stand naked back to back, interlocking at the elbows. 1 guy then bends forward at the waist 90 degrees lifting the other guy onto his back. The girl then gets on her knees and licks both arse holes at the same time whilst tugging off both guys. The tugging action is the same as that in the "hot potatoe hot potatoe" song.

I was having a back to back tussle with my friend when a girl walked and said "I'm hungry, i sure could go for a steaming hot potatoe"

by Rogerrimjet January 21, 2019