anal pizza

(noun) Italian. Occurs when two Italian males decide to go pitcher and catcher on top of raw pizza dough, using marinara sauce as lubricant. After finished playing ball, the dough is put in the oven. After the dough is baked, the two males share a snack. Please note: double penetration may occur with pepperoni stick

Mario and Luigi enjoyed an anal pizza after a long hard day of plumbing.

anal pizza by wackedoutdeffs January 31, 2014

Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind) 

When a guy (the meat) has sex with a girl who is on her period (the sauce) and also has a yeast infection (the cheese). Her vagina = the pocket

I once knew a guy who gave a girl The Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind).

Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind) by libbyannerose April 22, 2010

pineapple pizza 

A pizza that was made from a topping that ruined pizza
Pizza is good, but not with pineapple

Pineapple pizzas are consumed by hippies. Hippies are terrible. And so is the food they consume.
Therefore, pineapple pizza is terrible .

It's the equivalent from eating a used diaper filled with explosive green diarreah.
Every
Villian
Is

Pineapple pizza

"May i take your order?"
'Yeah hmm um, can i have one well rounded crap pizza?'
"Sure! One pineapple pizza for you!"

pineapple pizza by Pizzagod_13 October 8, 2015

bulk pizza eating

When someone quits the office, and the staff throws a pizza party for everyone in their honor. However, you have to pay $5 for crappy greasy cheese pizza, and everyone grabs as much pizza as quick as possible in order to make it worth their $5.

Andrew: "Sarah, are you going to pay $5 for that pizza lunch today? Gross. I'm just really not in the mood for bulk pizza eating"

bulk pizza eating by SarahHeels1 December 15, 2008

salamander pizza 

1. Possibly the most disgusting pizza ever invented.

2. A complex volleyball play.

1. Kathryn: "I'll have the salamander pizza!"

Sasha: "Are you sure? It's pretty nasty...."

2. Kathryn: "Salamander pizza!"

(Play is ran and point is scored.)

salamander pizza by sashafuckme May 19, 2009

Rusty Pizza 

Eating a girl out on her period. Whenever he goes down, she will keep bleeding and when he comes back up to her the dried blood looks like a rusty pizza.

My girl totally gave me a Rusty Pizza last night.

Rusty Pizza by mizzberry04 November 3, 2010

clinical pizza oven

cremation "retort" or 'oven'

looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!

went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!

john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!

clinical pizza oven by michael foolsley September 21, 2011