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Phone kahones

A symptom known as phone kahones, in which one grows a pair of boulders between their legs when making a phone call, allowing them to be much braver in their threatening abilities due to their safety behind the phone
John: STFU YOU BITCH

bill: Damnn how can he talk to his mum like that

Sam: he’s got phone kahones because he knows she can’t hit him
by Sipahi__ September 16, 2024
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phone bagging

Similar to tea bagging but you video call someone and rest your balls on the camera for pleasure and insultment.
"Oh my I was phone bagging your mum last night"
by Ads83 August 17, 2018
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phone

a phone is something you yeet at people when you are mad. and you can also get mad over text
person one- ur dum

peson 2- *yeets the phone at person one*
by ILIKEYEETINGTHINGS January 27, 2022
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Fossil phone

When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works
by Blackshadow105 October 14, 2016
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Brazilian phone call

When you okay telephone but you’re both cups and the string.
A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”
by JayeKaye October 6, 2025
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Phone swap

Usually commented on videos/pictures of a couple saying their S/O most likely isn’t loyal.

‘Phone swap’ is when you swap phones with your S/O and go through their messages & socials.
A happy couple posts a video

Andrew: “Phone swap”
Lisa: “phone swap😭”
by oceanbreeze<3 February 2, 2024
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phone

Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT
My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)

Me:(in mind)*fuck you*
by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019
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