Old Fucked Up

Your on your on the 8th hour of partying and roughly your 8th ecstasy tablet and everything is in chaos. Some prefer this over New Fucked Up. Vision could be distorted (See: Spirals) and everything is funny. Some never see the light of "Old Fucked Up" but its there you just need to tap into it.

Do you remember when jimmy was seeing the flower move? He was Old Fucked Up.

by specialk2hz May 22, 2006

really old people

a person who smells really bad and is over 90

from the book of "i said so"

"oh god who let that really old person in?"

by chu May 4, 2004

old lady lines

vertical wrinkles right above a person's top lip; a real turn-off.

The last time I saw Sharon Turner, I noticed she had old lady lines.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Old head

Any prison inmate who is middle aged or older

"Ay you ain't about to mess with the old heads, you got another thing coming, boy!"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Old King Clancy

A sex act involving using maple syrup as a lubricant to perform anal sex on someone who has a ton of anal pubic hair. This is the Canadian version of a Sacramento Turtleneck

The Frozen Horseshoe gave me an Old King Clancy using Harvey's Trays

by HowIMetYourMotherDefinitions October 30, 2013

13 year old

the last year of being an official child. Children range from 6-13.

A child who is 13

"Who's that child over there?", "oh it's a 13 year old girl. "

by Children & teen worker January 30, 2019

Old King Clancy

From the show How I Met Your Mother, said by Robin Scherbatsky
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck except with maple syrup and not honey.

The act of using maple syrup as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.

What's an Old King Clancy?
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck except with maple syrup.

by UrbDic314 February 25, 2018