Mike

Name of your only gay friend.

Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.
You: “Hello Mike”

Mike: “are you ready?”

…you know the rest
by Logan hugil March 22, 2025
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Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.
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SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON.
Ayay di ara nilabay na ang SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON. inshort si Mike usapa na kapuya.
by Mike laurente June 04, 2022
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the stuffed animal u had when u where 7 T-T
mike is taking a nap mom!
by hi bestie October 18, 2021
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mike is an amazing person who looks the most flattering and is kind hearted, hilarious, responsible, and will take care of u in the best way. he is the kind of person to do anything for you. There's so much to say about this beautiful soul. there are infinite good words to use for mike <3. you are one of the lucky if u have a mike In ur life. He loves every one. Mike will do anything for anyone and will fight for the right even if it means he has to do the worst of things.
eleven : I love u too.
mike : *thinks* how did she know ?
by stianamileven March 20, 2022
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That guy I'd such a Mike.
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