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Mexican Suicide

The act of pouring a shot of liquor into your eye while a friend simultaneously funnels a beer into your anus. The purpose of the Mexican Suicide is to become heavily intoxicated as quickly as possible.
"James tried the Mexican Suicide last night, he said he doesn't remember anything after that."
by FerdBerfel December 28, 2013
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The Mexican Blinker

Just a down right evil but affective way to seek revenge (or good ol' sick fun) on a broad while you're slamming her by dripping.. well okay, POURING hot sauce in her eyes.




possible ingredients : Louisiana Sauce and/or Franks Red Hot.
Note: Use Tabasco if your intention is to cause intense endless squealing
We all laughed our ass's off when Colin splashed a whole red load all over Trish's eyes to complete the Mexican Blinker. The guy's ruthless I tell ya'
by Lemonski October 12, 2008
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Mexican Brownie

The sexual act of of a man sitting in the "taking a shit" position while a woman waits below to capture the feces inside her vagina. If loose enough, a loud "sploosh" should be heard upon impact inside the woman's vagina. It should be known that absolutely no pleasure from this occurs and could probably have some severe health defects, but hey, that isn't going to stop you from trying it right?
-Hey man I want to give that girl a Mexican Brownie.

-Why because she's homeless?

-Nah, because her twat is hanging off the floor.
by Digital Dice. June 3, 2009
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mexican wage

the wage that mexicans make
damn seems like hes makin mexican wage at KFC
by D.O.N.N.A. March 5, 2006
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Mexican Turkey

One who is Mexican (including all hispanic descents) and Turkish.
1) Yo dude what are you?
2) I'm a Mexican Turkey!
1) Oh what's that?
2) It is one who is Mexican (including all hispanic descents) and Turkish.
by Theawesomerobotman555 December 6, 2005
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mexican divorce

Bob: Fuck! I think I got my girl pregnant....
Fred: Time for a Mexican divorce!
by cheesy vagina October 18, 2008
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saltwater mexican

A person of Hispanic descent who is not from Mexico: i.e., Cubans or Puerto Ricans
I ain't no smelly wetback from Mexico, I'm a 'Rican - a saltwater Mexican!
by C*nny October 18, 2008
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