Beta male

A man who sits on his girlfriends lap

Cohen Allen is a beta male

by N88 June 7, 2023

Alpha Male

Beta male

"Alpha males don't play Fortnite. Alpha males read the Bible."

by muhnamjeff22 June 23, 2024

Soma Male

A Alpha Somali male, although you don't have to be Somali to have Soma Male characteristics. A Soma male does what he wants, and is not easily influenced by his surroundings. He makes tough necessary decisions, with courage, and has enough resilience to bare the burdens along the way.

That traveller is a Soma Male, he'll find his way, don't worry.

by Focus766 June 2, 2022

male nipple

A bit too far

I licked the male nipple last night

by Wounded_Wolf May 3, 2018

Polish Male

A polish male (also known as a femboy) can be found in Poland wearing skirts and thigh highs, probably saying something on the lines of "uwu" or "nya"

Man 1: "What is that guy in the maid outfit over there doing?"

Man 2: "Don't worry, he is just the average polish male."

Man 1: "Woah"

by CrazyMonkey31 December 13, 2022

Franklin male

An ultra beta male

"what's up you bitch ass Franklin males"

by TheRealDerekielJustAGayNigga January 24, 2022

Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025