Mom Lore

Stories told by your mother that, in comparison to dad lore, are extremely concerning and depressing. Stories your mom tells you of her childhood that make you wonder why she never took up therapy.

Me: Hey, mom, why do you have a scar on your palm?
Mom: When I was little, my dad used to make us work on a farm. One day, I spoke back to him when he told me to help my sister, and he threw a rake at me.

Me: Holy shit I don't like mom lore.

by .bloody November 1, 2023

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your mom

the most fattest fucking thing on this earth

Timothy: bro look at how big that tree is
kyler: yeah but its not at big as your mom

in conclusion this word is very cringy

by B3nn April 12, 2023

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Ur mom

It is just to me a silly thing to say or just like Your mom is asleep.

UR MOM/Your mom is asleep.

by ella_loves_jesus April 18, 2023

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Never-mom

Woman (usually) who has never been a mom; birthed a baby; dealt with a teenager; (sometimes have never been married) who self-righteously deal out unsolicited and unfounded parenting advice.

Here goes the never-mom again telling me what kind of relationship I should have with my teenager.🙄

by Sky Spang April 18, 2023

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