Fuckemup Karen

A Karen who has transcended the level of fuckwittage that they have resorted to violence and will then hit you. When a person retaliates, the Fuckemup Karen will use their cat-like reflexes to grab their phone and stream pn Facebook live. Other characteristics include, shit hair, usually divorced, gets off on talking to managers and usually wearing expensive brands to show "power"

"Mate, I was at work today and witnessed a Fuckemup Karen"

"Damn, lucky. They're really rare"

by Buffnuggets December 11, 2023

Karen

Unnecessary Noise pollution

Cashier: Can I take your order ma'am?

Karen: I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!! I.....
Cashier: *Puts in airpods*

by You stupid... November 15, 2021

Karen

Amazing human being. Lovely, kind. Although she may be bossy and rude on the outside, she also has a kind heart, hidden inside. Never judge a Karen by her cover.

Jake: ay did u talk to Karen? She's rlly moody.

John: yeah! She's actually rlly kind once u get to know her well!

by Djekwldmrnsndnd August 7, 2021

Karen

Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. Everybody loves Karen. If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen flying a kite at the park with her three amazing kids and loving husband.

Karen donated her entire stimulus to the children selling chicklets on the US/Mexico border.

by overlord0929 February 3, 2021

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by thomasandska August 6, 2020

Karen

A "Karen" is a basic white girl, but is older and is usually a mom. They usually don't know anything about the trending "slang" or they try to use it in a sentence and end up making you cringe. They remind me of some soccer moms too. Don't forget..make sure to make everything perfect ...or else they'll have to speak to your manager. ALSO DON'T FORGET TO NOT SPILL RED LIPSTICK IN THEIR WHITE VALENTINO BAG!!

"My mom threw a fit yesterday because the waitress messed up her meal. She ended up speaking to the manager...my mom is such a Karen!" said Skyler

by gabc123 October 23, 2019

Karen

A lonely depressed person who loves managers and can't stand peace.

"Do you have a wristband?? No, you're gonna need a wristband to get in. No, no, you can't get in for free.. You know what? Get me your manager."

"Karen, this is a Wendy's drive-through. If you're not gonna order anything please move along, you're holding up the line."

by NotTheManager101 March 25, 2022