Kyle

An absolute dick who tries to show off his knowledge but fails miserably.

Kyle: "Did you know that the first 3 digits of Pi are 4.19?"
Girl 1: "You're a fucking idiot."
Teacher: "Yup."

by UrMom74 April 23, 2020

Kyle

Smells like poop virgin

Hi kyle

by Lmaooaoao July 17, 2021

Kyle

A Kyle is one of the sweetest, funniest, most patient, and most feeling guys in the whole world. The best Kyle’s have brown hair, gold hazel eyes, and super cool tattoos. Kyle’s smile is so powerful because they usually have had to brave a tough life. A Kyle is good at protecting himself because he has had to go through a lot. But you will always feel safe when you are with him because he will tell you he’ll protect you and you can feel it. A Kyle is a free spirit, naturally charming, and very creative. Honestly, once you meet a Kyle you’ll always compare every other guy to him and no one will ever measure up. Kyles are usually very playful and you’ll see that glimmer in his eye. If that isn’t there, you know something is up but he’ll do his best to play it down. Just know if you meet a Kyle he is going to steal your heart and you won’t be able to forget his beautiful soul and how much you’d like to kiss him. You might never get the chance because it is so fun to talk to a Kyle that hours pass by like minutes and you could keep talking with him forever. A Kyle is a mystery though and his calming voice will slow down time like magic. Be careful though because a Kyle will leave you missing him forever and your heart might just break because of how much you miss him. There is something incredibly sexy about a Kyle but he’ll probably make you feel so shy that it’s hard to show him how much you want him.

If you miss a Kyle, best of luck.

by thoughtfool November 12, 2024

Kyle Hudson

A white kid who dresses like a model and thinks inhaling clouds are neat.

Let's go Kyle Hudson over at your house later tonight.

by Big Tasty Beats November 12, 2018

Kyle

Even if he gets it wrong at times, a Kyle is always learning and improving even when others may see him as a perfect little being. A man with unquestionable honor and golden resolve.

Kyle is so wacky!

by Grassy Zed April 27, 2022

Kyle d

a kyle is a name for a dumbass. He deadass very ugly and smell like shit. He mad gay and denies it. Everyone deadass thinks he lives in a box cause no one has been to his crib

Yo he stoopid ugly must be kyle Della Revere

by Yeehawcowboyman December 23, 2018

kyle dahm

A perfectly rolled joint.

Haaaaan, that shit is fatttt. Andd it's a Kyle Dahm? Let's goooooo.

by Choii January 30, 2017