Jason

Cool

You are Jason.

by Notatallnevereverhannah December 14, 2024

Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.

Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!

by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024

Jaydon

finest boy you'll ever meet. Every time he ptso he js look sooooo gooodd. Hes sweet, funny, and quiet. Did i mention he was fine? Hes a really good friend. Would never hurt you and will always take care of you and check up on you. #needthat

Person 1- “ jaydon is so damn fineee omgg”
Person 2- “ literally omgg”

by Best definitionsss January 14, 2025

Jason

This guy is a real piece of shit. Just a total fucko.

Who invited Jason? I heard he's a real fucko.

by anonymous January 24, 2025

jason kelce

when a girl is riding you reverse cowgirl and reaches under herself to stroke your meat and fondle your balls

“yo mags I was out with kalee last night and she gave me a jason kelce special”

by jasonkelceconisore January 30, 2026

jason kelce

when a girl is riding you reverse cowgirl and she reaches down, strokes your meat and fondlers your balls

yo mags I took kalee home last night and she gave me a jason kelce. it was awesome.

by jasonkelceconisore January 30, 2026

Jason

A person who is very smart & intelligible, while it may not seem so at first he is very knowledgeable and has a tendency to cuss a lot. But all around a great person to be around (especially if you are knowledgeable). He does tend to make a harsh joke or two but it's all part of the game, and he has an unhealthy obsession with leg hairs

Jason is a smart af person

by Quirkywriter February 21, 2025