jake paul

dick fake

JAKE PAUL, LOGAN PAUL, ANY OF THE PAULS..

by strangedolans July 26, 2018

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Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

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Jake

Doesn't give a shit will beet the shit out of u gets rejected by girls

Jake that door isn't reel give up

by John billson April 15, 2022

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Jake

A dumb child who is a waste of space on this planet

Jake is a retard

by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019

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Jake

That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.

Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake

by Hecz7 April 27, 2023

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Jake McKell

Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.

*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv

by AwwwwYeaaaahhMixxThattLeaaan May 7, 2019

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