When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal
Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.
by dirtyjacksonenthusiast December 29, 2024
Get the Dirty Jacksonmug. Jackson is the sweetesy, most kindest, and loving person you will ever meet. He will make your life 10000 times better and his smile will light up your day. It's crazy how much you will love Jackson over everybody in the world. He will make you feel like the most beautiful amazing person in the world even if you aren't. If you ever get a Jackson in your life hold on to him and never let him go.
by HappyHannah September 11, 2019
Get the Jacksonmug. bitch ass jamie lover that says “soon” every-time you need him for something. always loud and obnoxious and will try to steal your boyfriend. also spends money on overly expensive mandalorian hoodies and will offer to buy you one.
jonathan: oh my god look at that loser, the fuck is he wearing?
nick: that’s jackson plenty and he’s wearing the same mandalorian hoodie for the third day in a row. can’t believe he offered to buy me that shit
nick: that’s jackson plenty and he’s wearing the same mandalorian hoodie for the third day in a row. can’t believe he offered to buy me that shit
by imaverysexymannamedmagnus February 27, 2022
Get the jackson plentymug. Jackson's are hot (see: jackson, dump-truck ass) but what happens when someone's a Jackson Jackson?? You double all the attributes of Jackson. Sexy, caring, hot, gentle, funny, creative, otherworldly attractiveness - all doubled. He's got amazing abilities and a magic demeanor that sweeps you off your feet. Jackson Jacksons can do anything they want in this world. Beautiful people who take your breath away and if you're lucky they'll bless you with a love that lifts your heart and make it sing. If you have a Jackson Jackson in your life, you are one lucky b.
Haskell: Omg is that Jackson Jackson? He is so god damn attractive. And a true artist.
Salome: He's Jackson Jackson alright, I'm in love.
Salome: He's Jackson Jackson alright, I'm in love.
by bunsofsteel23 April 12, 2020
Get the jackson jacksonmug. A girl named Emma Jackson is a beautiful blonde girl with the prettiest blue eyes she’s confident quarky and has a big butt
by CODY SWOWGLOBE September 8, 2019
Get the Emma Jacksonmug. A major twat and the definition of a wanker.
Is extremely self absorbed and loves to talk about kids going for a shit
Is extremely self absorbed and loves to talk about kids going for a shit
by "Xavi" March 16, 2024
Get the Miss Jacksonmug.