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Jacob

Oh his name is jacob! Hes most definitely a dickhead
by B1ggeztHayter March 9, 2024
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Jacob

fucking autistic Irish male who loves to get women to suck his toes. Has anal sex with potatoes, and likes mellieha and kate
I fucking hate jacob
by whatthegays October 9, 2023
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Jacob

Your like Jacob a reach spoilt cunt who get fisted by his dad and has zero friends who begs people for cigarettes even tho you have a whole box
You being like Jacob
by The god os January 8, 2020
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Jacob

a lil slant eye that doesn't know his place
"Look at Jacob. Are his eyes even open?"
"I think hes sleeping bro."
by grande lata spread amigo October 6, 2022
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jacob wagner

wow jacob wagner can have my kids
by 69_4skin_69 December 2, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is an athletic smart cute funny guy who is shy around strangers or people he just met but once you get to know him he is the nicest most charming person who could ever of met. If you know a Jacob keep him in your life. I bet if you know a Jacob he is in only some of your classes, average height, athletic (basketball and baseball) and is super smart, in higher up classes. If you have the privilege to date a Jacob keep him and show him so much love because that is what he would be giving you, Jacobs are so loving and sweet. Also he has beautiful eyes and a perfect smile. So adorable and loving!
Her: Hey Annabel, did you meet Jacob

Annabel: No not yet

Her: Oh let’s go and meet him, you’ll love him

Two month later…
Annabel: Hello Jacob are we still on for later tonight

Jacob: Yes of course, actually here are so roses for you.

Annabel: Omg thank you! You are so sweet

Both: *hugs*
by Bestie_Anna November 21, 2021
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Jacob Petti

damn bro you’re totally acting like jacob petti rn
by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022
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