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old ass

Adj. Used to describe when something is REALLY old.
by Helljin December 19, 2005
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ass buffet

When a you lick a whore's ass
by Will January 6, 2005
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Ass Spelunking

The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.
"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."

"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."
by H. J. B. May 17, 2008
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ass titties

used to describe someone so obese that the skin of at the bottom of the butt cheek folds over like the bottom of a breast.
"That fatty should get a butt bra to hold up them ass titties!"
by IraG January 30, 2008
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lame-ass

Did you see Draven757's latest posting on Urban Dictionary? What a lame-ass attempt at humor.
by PHDUnk January 16, 2009
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sexy ass

Adjective: to describe a very attractive person and / or may have a large, squishy and voluptuous bottom
Lew George has a sexy ass
Lew George is a sexy ass
by jesssssbby March 9, 2019
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ass is grass

Expression used to imply that one will be brought down, destroyed, or "mowed over."
by anonymous2203 October 10, 2006
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