Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat

When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.

Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.

by max meat July 20, 2010

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

shes actually just tying her shoe

She's a hoe.

(Shes) (a)ctually just tying her s(hoe). It was a comment on a picture that said s(he's) br(ok)en, and showed the girl tying her shoe. shes actually just tying her shoe

by Mcd247 February 8, 2013

investigating his/her crime scene

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008

But wait, did Adolph hit her?

A clever saying that rhymes with "Adolph Hitler".

"Have you ever met Adolph's wife?"

"No, but I've seen her pictures on Facebook, she had this fat bruise."

"But wait, did Adolph hit her?"

by I'm not a troll December 6, 2011

i want to know how is her water

how is his/her water how does the person thing how is the way that they deal with, other people

did you talk with your crush yet, I want to know how is her water first

by the oil guy October 20, 2019

Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

by Ballsakless February 12, 2023