An interjection said by those who enjoy granola, replacing the phrase "holy moly". Used to exclaim great emotion, whether good or bad.
by Granola Enjoyer June 05, 2024
by Granola Enjoyer June 05, 2024
The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.
“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”
by KindVonJesus March 31, 2018
The Holy Diamond is a series of piercings which is all connected by 14 karot gold chains. The series starts at the ceptum, a small bar septum which goes to mid nostril on both sides. Then two chains from each side connect down to lower lip rings (yes this does make it hard to eat, but it’s a great weight loss program). From the lip rings it goes to the nips, then down from the nips it all connects and finishes up at the bellybutton
Zach: Did you see Paul’s Holy Diamond?
Daria: Yes! I can’t believe he actually got his nipples pierced for that!!
Daria: Yes! I can’t believe he actually got his nipples pierced for that!!
by bettytheyettislayer February 26, 2018
When a male gets his penis stuck inside of a vacuum cleaner with gum stuck to the inside, giving pleasure to the victim.
by w2step71 February 08, 2022
Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.
Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.
Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.
Rick: Damn!
Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.
Rick: Damn!
by nocharge October 23, 2023
when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
by MartianSupremacist November 14, 2024