Holy Bible

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.
by ThaParks December 17, 2021
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Holy Hair

Holy hair is small area of hair around a woman's vagina and her anus, that cannot be shaved, waxed or extricated. It is never a detour for any man or woman who really and truly love rimming and cunilingus.
Holy hair the only hair that men and women really like licking and sucking on and it almost never becomes detached from the female's orifices.
by Spanky1952 March 23, 2014
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Holy Diamond

The Holy Diamond is a series of piercings which is all connected by 14 karot gold chains. The series starts at the ceptum, a small bar septum which goes to mid nostril on both sides. Then two chains from each side connect down to lower lip rings (yes this does make it hard to eat, but it’s a great weight loss program). From the lip rings it goes to the nips, then down from the nips it all connects and finishes up at the bellybutton
Zach: Did you see Paul’s Holy Diamond?

Daria: Yes! I can’t believe he actually got his nipples pierced for that!!
by bettytheyettislayer February 26, 2018
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Holy Blow 69000

When a male gets his penis stuck inside of a vacuum cleaner with gum stuck to the inside, giving pleasure to the victim.
“Yo man, I just got Holy Blow 69000 from Grandma’s Vacuum!”
Todd’s cleaner gave me Holy Blow”
by w2step71 February 08, 2022
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Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.
Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!
by nocharge October 23, 2023
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Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
by MartianSupremacist November 14, 2024
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Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.
Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
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