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to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
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Hat fishing

When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,
“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”
by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020
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swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.
by Geordie6 June 16, 2024
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Blue hat

A blue Hatter a racist person that would show their racism by wearing a blue hat Blue anti-yellow/Asian
2007-now
by M.N.L May 15, 2022
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African Hat Trick

when a girl sucks off three black cocks in a single session
That skanky cheerleader is known for dishing out African hat tricks after the games.
by Smegmid June 11, 2023
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Hat

a extremely awesome accessory that you put on your head and it makes you look very legendary and cool. there are many different kinds of hats and they are all fabulous
PersonA: Woah, that's a legendary hat you have there!
PersonB: I know right, hats are the best ever :
by currysandwhichrabbit September 22, 2023
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ass hat

an ass hat is someone that hate every thing
by lovecat9071 July 7, 2018
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