Thot hair color

RED HAIR PERIOD

if your hair all red then your a thot period ... thot hair color

by Hahahahahahahahahaoops March 25, 2019

gooch hair

The hair of the hooch that only an "Ethan" would have.

Think that kid has gooch hair?
Yea, his names Ethan.

by pusypounderrrr January 6, 2014

Skrillex Hair Pandemic

The Skrillex Hair Pandemic is a global pandemic caused by Skrillex Hair Disease (SHD). The disease was first noticed when it officially broke out with the release of the song Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites in late 2010, and since then, the disease has only spread throughout 6/7 continents in the world. SHD is the first global-scale pandemic to break out since the Swine Flu pandemic of 2009.

The World Health Organization (WTO) first announced the outbreak of SHD was in the United States of America in early-mid 2011.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the California Department of Health managed to track the disease to over 15 California counties during the first week of the outbreak.

As of December 2012, the WTO confirmed that the disease spread to every country of the northern hemisphere. The WTO also confirmed the United States of America to have the most confirmed cases of Skrillex Hair Disease in the world because of the enormous amount of fat ugly white girls who don't know what to follow.

In March 2012, the CDC gave SHD a Pandemic severity index of 3. In April 2012, the severity rating was raised to 4 and in June, the severity was rated as a category-5 Pandemic. The index of SHD has lowered over time as little American white girls realize that they are stupid to shave the sides of their head in the first place. As of April 2012, the Pandemic reached a severity level of 2 on the Pandemic Severity Index.

Stupid 13 year-old girl with half her head shaven because she wants to be origional and unique but little does she know that thousands of other dumbass bitches like her are doing the same thing for the exact same reason: OMFG SKRILLEX IS THE COOLEST ARTIST IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND I WANNA DO LOTS OF NAUGHTY THINGS WITH HIM IN MY BED!!!

Epidemiologist 1: See, she has Skrillex Hair Disease.
Epidemiologist 2: Another victim has been taken by the Skrillex Hair Pandemic.

by TheArticMonkey May 11, 2013

Gunt Hair

Hair that sticks out of a woman's fat cunt aka gunt. Is usually found in lower class neighborhoods.

That bitch had so much gunt hair I had to pull it out of my teeth.

That girl had Gunt Hair sticking out of her lulus.

Mmm her gunt hair tasted so great

She was fine till I has to floss

Her gunt hair was so long i could floss with it

by Drew LTD April 23, 2010

A Marlyse Hair

A long, dark brown hair not attached to a person's head.

Ew, I found a marlyse hair in my food!

by I<3Marlyse December 13, 2009

mic hair

Prior to wearing an overhead headset the user is subject to flattening of the hair. This usually occurs from hours of incessant gaming or working in a call centre. Thus creating a flattened part of the hair: mic hair.

Friend 1: what's this line on my head?
Friend 2: you've got mic hair!

by El Finitador February 16, 2014

Hentai hair

Some one who has dyed their hair pink

Person 1: hentai hair you got the good shit
Person 2: yeah what you need
Person 1: vore
Person2 : take your pick
* god literally cries tears for the state of humanity*

by Actually a Faggot June 1, 2018