Friend surfing

Killing time by clicking through unknown friend's of your known friends on Facebook. Usually followed by five to ten minutes of friend surfing through complete strangers.

Damn, Toby knows some strange people. (click) This chick is hot, how did he meet her I wonder? (click) Look at this fucking hipster! Too bad Facebook blocks their info...

Friend surfing!!

by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009

Friend Whore

A person who has many friends from many groups and circles, who always tries to please them all at the same time and desperately tries to keep them all seperate because they insist, which inevitably and consistently results in some disaster that said person is sure to be blamed for, yet has nothing to do with anything.

Monica: Pheobe is at the coffee shop with Joey and Chandler, regardless of their feud with Ross. I mean, doesn't she have any loyalty to my brother!
Rachel: Pheobe is such a Friend Whore. I'm not listening to her Smelly Cat song anymore!

by bebejarvis April 13, 2010

Text-a-friend

A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.

She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

Friend Goal

someone that you know who they are, but don't actually know personally. you make it your goal to become friends with them.

Katie: Hey you know that guy that sits in the front of the classroom in algebra?
Kayla: Yeah.
Katie: I think he's my friend goal. He seems pretty cool.

by KaylaAnnette November 5, 2009

Benjamin friends

friends who are around certain people that have money, but as soon as the money runs out they're gone

Man' that guy had a bunch of friends at the party.
yea... they're all benjamin friends....

by COLGAR November 30, 2009

Fungus friend

Someone who may not be initially likable but possesses the ability to grow on others over time, much in the way that a fungus would.

I used to think Mike was a total prick but now we hang out all the time. I guess he's kind of a fungus friend.

by Nimslev August 6, 2010

Friend-cestuous

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.

You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.

by The Wicked Chica October 21, 2010