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douche phase

(Doosh feyz)

noun

1. A period of time in which a new skill is being acquired, and you look like a douche trying to figure out how to do it.

2. That part of life, often referred to as adolescence in which one becomes oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others, have little control over emotions or body responses and sometimes becomes unable to speak, especially in the presence of pretty girls. Though this is a frequently temporary condition, but can lead to more serious conditions (...see douche).

verb

douche phasing

1. The act of being in a douche phase.
n.
1. "Oh my god, I'm in such a douche phase right now trying to learn how to tie my shoes. I should have learned this when I was in kindergarten with the rest of my shoes. Curse you velcro!!!!!!"

2. "That guy is totally in a douche phase. He just came up to me and drooled on my shoe and walked away. OMFG!"

verb
1. "Holy crap, I am douche phasing so hard right now on GTA. WTF is wrong with me!?!?"
by burfino March 2, 2017
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Douche Cano

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!
by jizz creamery February 23, 2021
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Douche Spicket

To continuing to talk, usually to the media, about nothing in order to gain attention for your group or cause no matter how fucking stupid or batshit crazy thier mission in life is.
That Douche Spicket that wants to burn Qurans is on the news again.
by UpLate38 September 10, 2010
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douche swaggled

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.
Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.
by part time chef February 9, 2014
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douching around

to act like a douche bag in a public area/space. Also can be used to convey fooling around/messing around
S. felt abandoned in the club after everybody left her to enjoy the dancefloor. S. sent a message to his friend M. to complain. M. replied "come on, I am just douching around, let's meet at the bar!"
by I'm no douchette November 1, 2016
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douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.
Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.
by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014
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GoT douche

That annoying friend who won't stop talking about Game of Thrones, even though you haven't seen a single episode and couldn't give a shit about it.
Usually tries to make you feel like an idiot of not watching.
"You talk to Frank lately?"
"No, He's too much of a GoT douche."
by CaffeineDruid May 19, 2019
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