Ass douche

Simply put.... an enema.

Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢

by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019

Douche Bag

Guy that buys expensive cloths and fixes his hair every five seconds instead of getting a haircut. Is a fuckboy basically.

Damn that guy he is a douche bag girls only like him because of his money.

by hASULFKDJS:ghxf September 18, 2018

Douche nozzle

DAN TELESE.

Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

Douche Lily

Similar to the common douchebag but tends to be better looking and smells better. Lowlife.. Piece of shit..Asshole..

Tony Cato is the epitome of a douche lily

by Sarcastic Ray of Radiant Shits June 28, 2019

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.

Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.

Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

Douche Supertanker

Someone who manages to surpass all forms of douchery, even the Douche Tanker. A man or woman who is such a douchebag that their colleagues wish they were never born.

Joe: "Man, Johnny is being a real jerk today."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."

by RainEagle November 12, 2019

Diva Douche

A Diva Douche is a professional athlete with a ridiculous ego who thinks they are more than their team, and becomes a turncoat as they make decisions for themself at the expense of the team that made a name for them in the first place. Notable examples include Antonio Brown and Le’Veon Bell, formerly of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I cannot wait to burn the jerseys of the diva douches that screwed us over last season.

by DrRorscharch March 14, 2019