Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

Dad

That guy who left when you were a kid

You: Hey Mom, I miss Dad
Mom: We all do Sweetie

by UnchainedBitch21 February 25, 2019

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

Dad

Someone some people have

I don’t have a dad he left for milk and never came back

by Frogiona March 6, 2019

Angry Dad

A Angry Dad is a shooter, a style of cocktail, or mixed alcoholic beverage, intended to be consumed in one shot.

Ingredients: 1/2 shot cafe tequila, 1/2 shot Stone's Ginger Wine

They were some delicious Angry Dads you whipped up last night Geoff!

by Frano collins March 14, 2019

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019

kinyons dad

Someone who left there kid for a pack of cigarettes and never came back forcing his mom to do everything causing her to drink until she couldnt remember anything causing kinyon to be ugly and retarted

Kinyons dad never came back

by Kinyons dad March 19, 2019