double dang

double D cup size.

him: my girl's got a pair of double dangs my life is set

by dickpressed december November 14, 2018

Double Gusher

When someone simultaneously pees and has diarrhea squirting out.

Last night Matin had a very juicy double gusher!

by Koneko Toujuo January 10, 2016

double sombrero

Originally coined to describe an impressive dribbling trick performed by the Brazilian soccer star Neymar in an international match against Peru, the term "double sombrero" is now used to describe a sex act wherein a sombrero-style hat has two holes cut into the center part of the hat (the part that sits on top of the head, NOT the rim of the hat) on opposite sides before being turned upside down and filled with raw meat, at which point two individuals simultaneously make love to the opposing meat-holes until completion. The individuals participating in the act are known as "sombrereros" or "salseros del sombrero", the ejaculate of the first individual to ejaculate is known as the "salsa primera", and the ejaculate of the second sombrerero is known as the "salsa ultima" or "salsa segunda".

Did you see that game against Peru? Neymar's double sombrero was the greatest move I've ever seen!

OR

I told my followers I'd Periscope a double sombrero tonight but I can't find a second sombrerero...are you in?

by bigchicago June 19, 2016

Double Samurai

Two guys with ponytails tie the ends together, they both then insert a double ended dildo and fight for dominance, whoever gets off or gets it out first.
A variance on the DS would be the Darth Mahl, which is the same idea but with a vibrator or LED lights.

Can't face gay sex? Try a Double Samurai!

by JKphallicies August 31, 2019

Double-Boosted

1. Someone who has thrown away their humanity by injecting Donald Trump's Operation Warp Speed shots four times

2. Someone with discolored, zombie-looking skin

3. Someone doing something idiotic, based on the brain fog that comes from repeatedly injecting experimental mRNA gene therapies.

1. I hate fascist Republicans so much I wear a mask everywhere, PCR test myself twice a week, and got myself double-boosted! We should force them to do it too!

2. " Dude, did you see that Zoomer cashier in the store? She looked sickly."

"Clearly she's double-boosted."

3. Will this double-boosted asshole go already?! The light is green! Fucking GO!

by dirdeed September 25, 2022

double eagle

butt chugging two bottles of Eagle Rare bourbon

Did you see THill double eagle those two 750s at the party? He was lit up.

by Sea Gull July 23, 2018

double wobble

when a guy sitting next to two girls puts his arms around them

Amy: Do you think Jack likes me?
Rachel: No, I think he was just trying to act cool when he pulled that double wobble.

by KateG December 31, 2008