Candy Head

A person who loves candy; someone who eats too much candy

You don't what to know how much of a candy head I am.

by Ck12345 December 02, 2014

candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023

Bat Candy

A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.

Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.

by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018

god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 13, 2022

Road Candy

Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc

Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!

by Inkstainedivy March 23, 2018

Chocolate candy

Hari

Wow! Chocolate candy is so sweet!

by Woody_music November 28, 2022