narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).

Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.

by DVonDiesel June 20, 2022

i candy

Looking at a naked girl from behind and on all fours the vagina and anus look like an “i”. Different from “eye candy” which is someone that is pleasing to the eye.

Look at the i candy in this picture

by pervertsquid February 10, 2022

Candy

Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.

Naive Person: Are you going to use toothpaste or candy tonight?
You: What the FUCK?

by ‘,;D June 16, 2021

bubbles candy

a big fat black child molester mostly dreamed of by little sick individuals that enjoy molestation

jacob loves dreaming about Bubbles candy!

by golgi apperatus January 8, 2012

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

push candy

Adjective. A very difficult three pointer.

The fans cheered when the player made the push candy.

by Coach98765 March 10, 2016

Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008