Kobe Beef 

Kobe Bryant is named after this stuff. it's pretty good beef, and apparently they give it to cows who aren't good enough to drink Guinness

did you try that kobe beef at dinner last night? it was delicious!

Kobe Beef by Steve Ervin December 25, 2007

Toilet Beef

A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.

I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?

Toilet Beef by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

roast beef pussy 

a large dark lipped pussy that has been overly penetrated, resemlebing the lunch meat.

Your mom has some nasty ass roast beef pussy.

roast beef pussy by brian poutlaw March 7, 2008

[roast beef shower curtains]

Refers to low hanging pussy lips.

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

[roast beef shower curtains] by stahlout September 15, 2006

sea beef

Sea beef is another name for lobster. The term was coined in the late 1990’s by grade 12 economics student Michael Wang when he proved that lobster is a perfect economic substitute for beef. When studying the decline in demand for beef during the mad cow scare, Wang noticed that lobster demanded levels rose in direct collation with the declining consumption of beef. Wang wrote a B+ paper on the subject entitled ‘The Beef of the Sea’.

He ordered a sea beef for dinner.

sea beef by Abu Nasser September 29, 2004

roast beef dangler 

A saggy pussy

I fucked her roast beef dangler so loose

roast beef dangler by Corndog96 July 29, 2014

The Beef Stew 

'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.

To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.

Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".

The prisoners of war were given 'The Beef Stew' to improve their compliance to interrogation.

The Beef Stew by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 28, 2011