Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 15, 2024
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Ham Jibblets

Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?
by 3:51PM March 28, 2008
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Ham Rattle

Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.

Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.
Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.

Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.
by The Virgin Ear Rapist July 31, 2010
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The-Ham

The law, cop, pig 🐖
Duk in that shade man, there's The-Ham!
by Dotanairy January 23, 2020
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Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.
girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”
by Jimster February 19, 2019
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slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.
Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.
by TheGa1eFund February 02, 2019
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Ham packed

That point that you’ve eaten so much ham you could burst!
Sophie had devoured so much food she was ham packed
by The steamer 4 December 16, 2019
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