break your apple

This is when you get your first Apple device.

You can also break someone's apple by giving them an Apple device.
Software iTunes doesn't count unless it's on an Apple device.

Insert Name broke his/her apple today when he/she got an Mac/iPhone/iPad/iTouch/iPod/iShuffle/i_____ for his/her birthday.
Break your apple today and get the iPhone 4S!
Mary just smashed that dude's apple with a Mac!
I want Joe to break my apple.
I think Susan is going to break my apple tonight.

by obido October 13, 2011

Apple bottom jeans

Jeans made of apples

Can you take off those apple bottom jeans

by Daniels 37 January 24, 2018

green apple nasties

a bad case of diharria

Paul, I don't feel so good, I think I've got a severe case of the green apple nasties.

by xdabbadabbadoox3 May 26, 2008

Grandma's apple pie

A pussy so loose, it looks as though it is your Grandma's apple pie.

Your sister has got Grandma's apple pie

by anonymous January 07, 2004

Babyarm wit' a apple

Large black member.

git the jig on' ho, cut the crapple
i got me a baby arm wit' a juicy apple

by DJ Smoov April 25, 2003

Columbian Adams Apple

The act of a person performing oral sex on a male. The person performing the oral sex on the male must swallow a small bag of coke. One end of a string is to be tied to the small coke bag, the other end is to be tied to the base of the male's penis whom is recieving the oral sex. When the male that is recieving the oral sex is about to ejaculate, he pulls out far enough to remove the coke bag and make a popping sound, ejaculates on the person's throat while snorting the bag of coke.

I really appriciate a good Columbian Adams Apple from time to time.

by Karl Mahley May 17, 2009

reds apple ale

A real pussys drink tastes like aged piss in a bottle

Hey get me a Reds apple ale , fuck off

by Bob Saget April 05, 2016