Alabama

A state that is no where near racist as Oregon.

Oregonian: You're from Alabama? You must be super racist like us.

Me: Not at all. There are a lot of minorities in Alabama. Why is it so white here? Oh yeah, because Oregon is super racist.

by SuperBerry August 5, 2020

Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer

I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.

by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024

Alabama Slammer

Fucking your cousin

Billy Joe Bob pulled an Alabama slammer with his cousin Missy sue.

by Louminator69 April 17, 2025

Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.

When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.

by bush did 911 January 27, 2024

Alabama Popcicle

While having intercouse when a woman is on her menstrual cycle the man/woman pulls the bloody penis out of the vagina and the woman begins oral sex.

This act can also be performed with two men, but is referred to as a San Fransisco Popcicle.

Bro, that chick last night gave me an Alabama Popcicle to clean me up before I left.

Hey babe, it looks like you started your period, can I get an Alabama Popcicle so I don't need to grab a towel.

by Jeb_bronson_633 August 1, 2025

Alabama Birthday Party

A situation that devolves into a fight when there is no reason for it.

We went to our cousins first communion and it turned into a real Alabama Birthday Party when her parents got drunk and starting fighting after.

by Candyapplesnatcher October 5, 2025

Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.

My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.

by Noemad April 8, 2022