Alabama hot pocket

Don't search this up you butthole bung

"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 16, 2023

Alabama butterfly

During sexual intercourse with your cousin in the missionary position, after ejaculation you spread their legs legs and piss on their vagina creating the yellow body of a butterfly

We enjoyed an Alabama buttery fly!
My cousin caught an Alabama butterfly!

by Chu- papi-mu- nano May 26, 2023

Alabama Hello

When a girl in Alabama sees a guy she finds attractive, wants to fuck but.. hasn't met yet. She walks up to him says "Haayyyyy" spits her Copenhagen out, grabs his dick and sticks her tongue down his throat.

That Auburn cheerleader gave me a very warm Alabama Hello.

by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023

Alabama Panhandle

When you wrap your girl up from behind and grab a frying pan. While fucking her in the ass doggy style, fry an egg.

Hey girl, I want eggs today, wanna do the Alabama Panhandle?

by I guess I exist I dont know June 10, 2023

Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.

That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...

by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023

The Alabama Switcheroo

When you're doing a chick and she turns the lights off, switches places with your sister, and turns them back on.

Bro I was absolutely RAW-DOGGING this chick, right? Then she gave me the Alabama Switcheroo! Now I'm gonna be a dad and an uncle.

by Glorbicle June 22, 2023

Alabama Snow Shovel

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.

You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.

by Steampipe May 30, 2024