Friend Consolidation

The act of taking a prearranged hang-out time with one or more friends, and folding / inviting more, previously unmentioned and usually unnaproved friends to come along. Typically this is done because the "friend consolidator" has found somebody they find more interesting to go to the same event with but don't want to break plans and be an @ss, or because they are flakey and forgot the original plans in the first place.

Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("

by PJRandDGH July 22, 2008

Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are

Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch

by BadWolf337 January 20, 2016

Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.

So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.

by FWSScontact January 07, 2013

Hibye Friend

Is used to describe ones relationship towards another individual.Basically an individual that you dont talk to but only when you see them you both only say either "hi" or "bye" towards one another.

Mike Doe is just a hibye friend because when i see him I say hi and bye and never stop to talk.

by Rest in peace Robin July 06, 2018

Fruity Friend

A friend that is fruit that looks interestingly friendly.

I love my fruity friend so much! BFFs forever!

by ladyfzesimp February 26, 2022

lezbehonest friend

Adj. Friendship between two women, who both identify with a non-heterosexual orientation. Benefits that surpass friendship may be inclusive with this friend.

My friend in Boston might come for the summer.

Oh, is she a lezbehonest friend?

by InformedConsonant March 06, 2014

douglas friend

Parkour maniac , doesnt even know what deadlift is , but claims he can do 800 pounds

Wow , douglas friend just face planted trying to parkour into the foam pit!

by bobthemanlyturd101 October 07, 2013