Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

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Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.

Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!

by augoose January 30, 2018

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i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

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Bru sides

What dumb fucks say when they cant spell

Person 1: I used to give him bru sides
Person 2: wow you are dumb

by ragdoll#5933 March 4, 2021

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narrow sided

literally the other way to say near sided. better way tbh

went to the eye doctor. they said i was narrow sided.

by shaqtheseguts January 24, 2022

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The act of a submissive female lying on her side while the dominant male ejaculates in her ear while pressing the woman's head tightly against the end of the urethra so as not to lose any of the ejaculate. Typically this follows a lengthy and enthusiastic round of felatio.

Sarah was so enthusiastic last night with her throat so I treated her to a Norwegian Side dragon.

by whispering chris April 28, 2014

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