Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008

Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

a turkey girl is a person who screams at turkeys for no apparent reason or a person who the turkeys have accepted as one of their own.
by K Marie B January 17, 2021

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

My boyfriend embarrassed me at Thanksgiving so I decided to wild turkey with his dilf and elderly pawpaw
by lanae242 March 24, 2023
