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Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.
"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"
by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013
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Turkey

A person who walks around spreading they tail feathers and doing all that gobble gobble.. But when it comes time for action, takes flight like a frightened bird.
I noticed you were talkin all that cheap on the phone but you hid when you saw me, because you're a turkey.
by Jaidynsdad87 August 10, 2017
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Turkey

Someone who's intentions are obvious. While usually negative, it can be used as a way of showing respect to someone who doesn't have to lie.
Y'all some turkeys. Don't try and pull one on me.

That man is turkey bro he'll tell you what you're doing wrong
by BrotherlyDemolitionist85 March 5, 2025
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turkey muncher

The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.
That man Geoff is a right turkey muncher.
by HalfPasty June 21, 2018
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turkey gizzard

They lose wavy vagina skin hanging down off ones vagina
I pulled down carols pants to descover she had turkey gizzard the size of an Arby's melt.
by Mr.hangdown September 1, 2017
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twerky turkey

The act of twerking with your cock and balls out while gobbling. This move is most commonly used as comedic relief for a significant other due to the hilarity of seeing your 'beak' and 'wattle' slapping back and forth.
My girlfriend was having a stressful day until I bust out the twerky turkey on the bed.
by TT21 August 6, 2021
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thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food
by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025
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