Polish Turkey

The act of a female licking the mid section between the scrotum and the anus.

Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"

by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021

Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008

Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.

Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!

by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020

turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

Turkey Girl

a turkey girl is a person who screams at turkeys for no apparent reason or a person who the turkeys have accepted as one of their own.

Mia is such a turkey girl, she is always hanging with turkeys.

by K Marie B January 17, 2021

Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.

Man I just shit out a mud turkey.

by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

Wild Turkey

When you fuck three generations of men in the same family (not at the same time)

My boyfriend embarrassed me at Thanksgiving so I decided to wild turkey with his dilf and elderly pawpaw

by lanae242 March 24, 2023