Grand-Master simp

A guy with so low self-esteem that he would literally do anything for any female attention, no matter what the cost, the consequence or any logical choice would be.

ChoiceNFTs is a Grand-Master simp that would do anything for his mooncunt goddess

by Gabe775 November 05, 2023

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NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.

“Maybe I should get his snap”

“No simp december”

by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021

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leon simps

when you ditch your friends for a girl you have no chance with

Guy 1: "I can't go to Ortega today guys, I gotta play Val with a girl."
Guy 2: "I'm not surprised, he's leon simps."

by Masuda January 05, 2022

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Simp-dar

6th sense, an ability for a girl to recognize that a boy is a simp

"a gal needs a good simp-dar to stay out of trouble"

by scribequeen February 13, 2022

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International Simp for Gravy Day

On March 12, the world gathers together to worship and praise, and most simply simp, for the one and only Gravy. Gravy is a world influencer and today is the day he’ll be praised.

International Simp for Gravy Day is a ‘must do’ and boosts Gravy’s ego. Please celebrate it.

by Jesus-San March 12, 2021

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