Skip to main content

Goat Ham

I have zero fucking clue what this word means, but it was said by Duke Nukem in an episode of Cold Ones on YouTube.
Duke Nukem: The names Deez. Deez Nuts. Goat Ham!
by Pizza Broadcast September 26, 2023
mugGet the Goat Ham mug.

Ham ched

That feeling when the drinks start flowing and you begin to forget where you are. Absolutely hammered.
I’m starting to feel a little ham ched, these beers are killing me.
by Igotsunshineonacloudyday April 14, 2024
mugGet the Ham ched mug.

Ham Aslume

A fictional parody of the DC Comics Arkham Asylum that originated from the ever-insane BatmanArkham subreddit. Known patients include Man, the Jonkler, Bone, and Dick.
"Why hasn't Jonkler escaped the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?"
by Michael Machiel April 14, 2024
mugGet the Ham Aslume mug.

Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).
"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?
by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024
mugGet the Ham Aslume mug.

flappable ham

When a women has gas while reverse cowgirl.
by Allomantic April 21, 2024
mugGet the flappable ham mug.

Sam I Ham

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"
by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024
mugGet the Sam I Ham mug.

Darvin Ham

The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
"What a dumbass decision, he must be pulling a Darvin Ham"
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
mugGet the Darvin Ham mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email