Friend Goal

someone that you know who they are, but don't actually know personally. you make it your goal to become friends with them.

Katie: Hey you know that guy that sits in the front of the classroom in algebra?
Kayla: Yeah.
Katie: I think he's my friend goal. He seems pretty cool.

by KaylaAnnette November 5, 2009

Bad Friend

Someone that does not bring their friend toilet paper.

Friend -"Hey did you bring me toilet paper?"
Bad Friend-"Nope"
Friend-"You're a Bad Friend™"

by Zauz February 28, 2017

Friend surfing

Killing time by clicking through unknown friend's of your known friends on Facebook. Usually followed by five to ten minutes of friend surfing through complete strangers.

Damn, Toby knows some strange people. (click) This chick is hot, how did he meet her I wonder? (click) Look at this fucking hipster! Too bad Facebook blocks their info...

Friend surfing!!

by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009

Friends with Ellis

Being in the Swinger Lifestyle, Swingers

Couple 1: Are you Friends with Ellis?
Couple 2: Who is Ellis?
Couple 1: Just someone we met recently. Thought you might know them.

Couple 1: Are you Friends with Ellis?
Couple 3: Absolutely, we've been friends for years!
Couple 1: Sweet! All our other friends are vanilla. What's your favorite club?

by Owl_Lady November 16, 2018

douglas friend

Parkour maniac , doesnt even know what deadlift is , but claims he can do 800 pounds

Wow , douglas friend just face planted trying to parkour into the foam pit!

by bobthemanlyturd101 October 7, 2013

Text-a-friend

A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.

She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

Friending Rampage

A term for friending anyone and anything on Facebook. Usually these rampages occur when drunk or high and home alone. It also helps if the one being friended has a hot profile picture.

Gary: "Dude when did you get so many facebook friends?"
Me: "I had a Friending Rampage after one too many beers last night."

by Jemaine924 August 29, 2011