Gardeners Cat

Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.

"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"

by TheHoneyBox January 10, 2020

dragon cat

An animal in the hood on or around dark ass road. This cat makes a mean meow or growl aounds like a roar from a ligerpotomous. And you are high on meth smoking a cigarette outside and you don't know why this potental dragon sized bobcat is coming your way. But most likely you've just been up a few days and your paranoid and trippin.

Him: Holy fuck dude that mf sounds crazy

Her: what is it david

Him: krysta are you serious ita a fuckin dragon cat i need to make sure i can out run you bc that bitch sounds mad.

by David "Dee Wopo" the shoota January 16, 2020

Kitten Cat

A catlike doggy who is awesome. Don't mess with him/her or your they will use baby warlock spells on your.

Hey Kitten Cat what doing

by BuchoBucho November 20, 2020

sweep the cat

when a man with a mustache or facial hair gives head to a woman.

"Are you still going out with that mustached guy?"

"Oh hell no! I dumped him when he wanted to go down on me. Don't nobody want to sweep the cat!"

by Phil Makavity February 13, 2020

cat nipple

keshas song

cannible = cat nipple

by catnipple February 29, 2020

Yoga Cat

It is a cat that started doing yoga as a kitten or a cat that started doing yoga as a hobby

Ron: Jennifer... Your cat is doing yoga again..
Jennifer: and?
Ron: He's on top of the fridge...
Jennifer: WHAT, tell that little sh*t to get down right now!
*cat continues to do yoga*
Ron: please get down, I know you are a yoga cat but get down
*cat starts to look down at Ron*

by PandaIsExist May 15, 2020

Shitty Cat

A shitty cat is one that responds inappropriately to all stimulation. It growls when petted, refuses to cuddle, and spits at all people and animals. The only mood it is ever in is a bad mood.

Leah is such a shitty cat. She bit me when I tried to pet her.

by Flight nurse Jim June 28, 2020