The Cum Down

After a male is finally able to ejaculate, he experiences a situation where he comes back down to his normal self as if from Mr. Hyde back to Dr. Jekyll.

*watching porn*
Male: "This is great!"
*ejaculates*
Male: "WTF AM I WATCHING? WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES? WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE? I HATE THE CUM DOWN!"

by Beanbah123 April 6, 2016

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Cum curry

When the man cums in the girls asshole and she shits. Typically eaten right after the woman shits. Typically a result of super messy anal.

After my boyfriend came in my ass, I was too lazy to clean it out so I just made some cum curry.

by JewishGrandpa July 19, 2019

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Fun Cum

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When a man ejaculates in his pants, also known as "jizzing", has an intense surge of hornyness after participating in a non-sexual activity.

(Fu(h)n) (Cu(h)m)

After that game of chess I believe i had a fun cum because of the intense strategy I put in to win.

by FunCUMmer May 27, 2009

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I am a cum slut and I like getting fucked by my daddy

"I love being daddy's little cum slut, and I love his big dick :3"

by cumslutfordaddy69 April 11, 2022

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This act involves two males, standing toe to toe, jerking off. The bro's must maintain eye contact and good communication to ensure they climax at the exact same second.

Just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. At the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party's jizz, pushing into the opening of the loser's dick and forcing itself inside. This blowback effect causes the loser's spunk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro's urethra.

The winner is entitled to a light slap on the loser's cheek and whisper into his ear, "cum chickens".

Hey bro, wanna play a game of cum chickens? Loser buys dinner.

by Chkn man March 8, 2016

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