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Raging Reuben

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:

1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.

2. Finish.

3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)

4. Piledriver!

When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."
by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010
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Rage Turd

When you take a shit on the bed to get back at your significant other.
Amber Heard took a Rage Turd on the bed
by TheMosher June 1, 2022
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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 17, 2024
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raging zelda

To receive horrible anal penetration against ones will.
Dude! Bryce gave Hot Karl one whopping raging zelda lastnight!
by Mike Pimpin! March 14, 2008
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Manlet rage

Standing in stark contrast to the manlet's stunted, diminutive and girlish stature, manlet rage involves gigantic amounts of hatred, self-loathing, bitterness and desperation. Due to the horrendous mortification of manletism, the petite and effeminate manlet is extremely short-tempered, small-minded and eternally unable to be the bigger man. This deeply insecure and shameful behavior leads to countless interpersonal conflicts in the microscopic manlet's tortured existence which often result in manlet rage.
Why is that little boy throwing a tantrum in front of the escalator over there? Manlet detected. I think one of his high heels just broke. Lol, manlet rage - how immature! That silly manlet clearly needs to grow up before he speaks up.
by ManletDepreciator August 9, 2024
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Writing Rage

Similar to road rage but is experienced after a long duration of writing, whether that be handwritten or typed. It is most prominent past the hours of 10 pm on an assignment due at 11:59.
Innocent person: hows the writing going brotato chip

Writer: alexa play murder on my mind by YNW Melly

Innocent person: damn bro calm down with the Writing Rage
by Trumpsucks2018 August 31, 2022
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text rage

When you waited forever for a reply to your text and the only thing that you can do is rage
I texted my crush and got text rage!!!
by Text-Rager September 8, 2013
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