S.O.L.D. 

Acronym: Shit out of luck dude

Me-"Hey Nina, can I have some pizza rolls?"

Nina-"You're S.O.L.D."

S.O.L.D. by Mujer Perfecta October 15, 2011

S'ed 

A state of intoxication caused by marijuana usage. Short for stoned.

"We took a drive around the block and got S'ed."
"Shiny objects are interesting when you're S'ed."

S'ed by Der Künstler January 16, 2006

s.a.l.

Stands for "Sucks At Life". Someone who sucks at whatever they attempt whether it be women, friends, money, jobs, skills, etc.

Guy 1: See that ugly guy over there trying to dance?

Guy 2: Yea. He's lookin really stupid.

Guy 1: He's working hard enough trying to score cool points, what a S.A.L.

s.a.l. by Chong...... March 10, 2008

S-bomb

After engaging in intercourse with a female, removing the condom and throwing it at her, causing the condom to explode in a mortar-like fashion.

1) That was one big S-bomb.......nasty.

S-bomb by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

S. O. Fucking L. 

Shit Out Of Fucking Luck
1.To have luck so bad, you think you have no luck at all.

"Man, I can't believe the car borke down on the freeway."
"Yeah, I know. We're Just S.O.Fucking L."

S. O. Fucking L. by Carole Goodhue July 26, 2005

S.Q.U.A.D 

It means to get cross-faded, get that ass, and just partying all weekend long!

Hey dude did you S.Q.U.A.D it up this weekend...
Yapppp, bro I let it reep!

S.Q.U.A.D by Harry Barfinkle March 27, 2009

S.M.A.R.T. 

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

S.M.A.R.T. by David Lenins September 8, 2007