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F+J

F+J is the power couple they are most likely a Capricorn and Scorpio. F+J is like bread and butter or McDonald’s and Burgers ya know what I mean? Or like SpongeBob and Patrick there just perfect for each other, you could even say there soulmates. F+J will have a loving future together as they both have similar interests leading them to have a very happy long life together. They enjoy watching movies together and playing games together that they both enjoy very much. They are passionately in love with each other and both deserve all the love they can possibly receive.
Why do I feel like F+J will be together till there like 80”
by Jisbaexoxo November 21, 2021
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riley f

where do I start, Riley is such a great guy he’s one of the best people you will ever meet! He’s funny kind and cute, he’s a hockey player and he’s really good at sports. He has an amazing smile it’s hard not to smile when you see his smile, his eyes are the most beautiful blue, when you see him you just wanna give him a big hug and tell him how much you love him, Riley is very trustworthy and honest and when you get to know him he’s the most adorable thing ever!! if you ever get to date Riley, treat him like the best thing you’ve ever had!
Riley f.. a great guy who’s smile will melt your heart
by Riley the hot guy December 14, 2019
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r/n/f

r/n/f word.
Retard-nigger-faggot.
Do you like Kendrick Lamar?
No he's the biggest r/n/f rapper in history.
by Cyb3rt00th March 12, 2025
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F(l)at

A phrase used to describe large buttocks which are of course big and juicy, but not necessarily round or protruding very far after the initial curve of the back or 'shelf' on larger people
'Bro you can see that girl's ass from the front it's crazy'

'Yeah she's gorgeous, her cheeks are f(l)at af!'

'Fym f(l)at af- oh damn they're like double thick pancakes hahaha'
by Squirtyduck January 31, 2024
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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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F

The stupidest letter in the alphabet and the first letter in a curse word
FBoo
by Donald pistado October 8, 2019
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F(l)at

A phrase used to describe large buttocks which are of course big and juicy, but not necessarily round or protruding very far after the initial curve of the back or 'shelf' on larger people
'Bro you can see that girl's ass from the front it's crazy'

'Yeah she's gorgeous, her cheeks are f(l)at af!'

'Fym f(l)at af- oh damn they're like double thick pancakes hahaha'
by Squirtyduck January 31, 2024
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