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User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
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shrek- "Valentina M looks like me."
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