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National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th
Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may
by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022
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Suck my dick in Macy's window

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022
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Dick Head

A bone head chicken head turkey head meat head pig head lookin bastard who’s dick go so far up someone’s anal cavity.
by Bigjefcracks May 23, 2022
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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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Dick

Most often used to describe a spanish teacher. Or can be my favourite dessert to have on Wednesday nights.
Grace: i hate my spanish teacher

Bill: I know he is such a dick
Or
Bill: You want some dick this Wednesday

Grace: Could really do with some of that sweet stuff right now
by Bigdickbillll May 24, 2022
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wisky dick

a sweet spot right between passing out and being moderately drunk, which, in certain circumstances, can alow a man to go intercredibly long on the sex side.
dude, u hit last night?

yeah, i wisky dicked her for like 20 minutes
by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 24, 2022
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Dookie Dick

When a man fucks another man in the ass
I heard when you was locked up you was a dookie dick
by Polk County florida May 24, 2022
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